A swing from the mighty Napoli,
We’ll take him…happily.
Junichi a little extra Pow-ah Tazawa.
Strike three sends Miggy to the showah.
Oh Papi, my Papi,
Making Benoit look sloppy.
Another Victory, no for Victorino?
Do I detect a neutrino?
That long-haired catcher, Mr. Salty?
If they lose, it won’t be his faulty.
The redemptive Mr. Lackey?
Outlasting Verlander… surprise attack-y.