2015 Red Sox Players as Drive-Thru Menu Items

Joe Kelly
Mystery Box Burger with Spicy sauce
Comes with curly fries
Random toy

Clay Buchholz
Extra tender chicken sandwich
Nicely spiced, bread tears easily

Wade Miley
Vanilla soft serve in cone

Rick Porcello
Single dry hamburger. Left in sun for three hours after grilled.

Eduardo Rodriguez
Salmon burger with avocado and mango salsa. Occasionally burnt, but usually tasty.

Henry Owens
Tall Unsweetened Iced Tea. Refreshing with a hint of wild berry.

David Ortiz
Aged Grass-fed Steak Sanwich
With extra mayo
Sweet potato fries

Mookie Betts
Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie. Double the chips.

Xander Bogaerts
Mango-Banana-Pineapple Smoothie, low in calories, high in average…potassium

Pablo Sandoval
Triple bacon cheeseburger. Low quality meat.
With large fries

Travis Shaw
Opposite field of greens.
Eggplant parmigiana.

Jackie Bradley Jr
Wild-caught Trout Fillet
Basket catch of fries
(Seasonal item)

Ryan Hanigan
Small diet coke

Blake Swihart
Grilled chicken salad
no dressing (no batting gloves)

Hanley Ramirez
Spicy chicken wings (great at first, quickly cool down)

Rusney Castillo
Slow-roasted (takes a while after ordering) tangy bbq pork
Potato salad

All-Star Brock Holt
Super Utility Value Meal
Light Mayo
First few bites are delicious.
Sandwich falls apart toward end.

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